Conversations with a 2 year old

Trey and his younger cousin Charlie often fight for attention

Me: Trey, did you share with your cousin, Charlie, today?
Trey: No
Me: Were you nice to Charlie?
Trey: No
Me: You know, Trey, when little boys want to be nice big boys, they learn how to share. Do you want to be a nice big boy?
Trey: No
Me: Well, what kind of boy do you want to be?
Trey: Saturn


After "someone" had apparently dumped a whole bottle of glitter on Trey's head at Julie's

Me: Trey, did you dump glitter on your head?
Trey: No
Me: Well who did?
Trey: Ella did it
Me: Why did Ella dump glitter on your head?
Trey: Because I asked her to